As my first post on this blog, here’s a funny story from the satire site The Onion:
Regulars at the Fun Time arcade were surprised to see newcomer Hank Carlton open a velvet-lined case containing a set of top of the line skee balls last night. Carlton explained that his regulation-play skee balls were specially designed by Italian craftsman and have greatly improved his game.
“You see the weight and balance is far superior to what you’d see in the standard skeeball. I mean it, it’s just night and day”
Skeptical patrons were soon silenced as they watched Carlton quickly earn enough tickets to win a Blink 182 mirror.